Hey. You. With one ear on the cnn newsfeed. Watching the war like a good little american. You've forgotten all about the economic downturn already, haven't you? No? Just checking to see if it worked yet.

Better if we all believed in the kind of world Travis Tritt lives in. Ah, the basis of all morally superior democracies: Sit down and shut up. That Travis Tritt is a real patriot.