The Battle of the Dans

Let's just have ourselves a little smarminess contest. In this corner, a funky yet smooooth band named after a dildo. And in this other corner, some guy, we'll call him "Dan," and let him go first:

Just for a moment I was back in school.
And felt that old familiar pain
And as I turned to make my way back home
the snow turned into rain.

Wait! That was so smarmy, I think Dan Fogelberg just won. Steely Dan could never hope to go up against an angst-filled crooner that talented. Oh, the shame!

Well, next time you're itching to torment some poor creature, just lock it in a bathroom, or other inescapable-yet-sound-permeable area, and crank up That Same Old Lang Syne.

Cheers!

(ps: Confidential to T- www.danfogelberg.com seems to be available!)