Matty sez I have a bad blogging ethic. This, after I pointed the finger his way for a 3-week hiatus on his part. In my defense, I have posted more recently than my little buddy. If only to talk about how I had nothing to talk about. Much like this entry. At least nobody's sponsoring a paid account for me to do this. Man would I feel the pressure to blog then.

Anyway.... back to lurking on my own page....
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Holy Cat! It's been a while since I've posted. Blogger even changed its interface. I just realized why I haven't done this in a while: I have practically nothing to say. Any topics you'd like to see? Hit me at docnorrisatcomcastdotnet.

I'm sitting in my living room, minding my own business, trying to watch the news when they show up. Who are these fat, unattractive people? Why the fuck are they yelling at me? I don't need a mattress. I do not want to see their funny-looking kids. I do not want to sleep like a baby. Why is this irritating commercial on every 5.6 seconds? I swear they break into regular programming to show us these frenzied, obese and loud people. I'm thinking of buying a mattress that I don't need from anyone but them, just to be punitive. Obnoxious bastards.